The President of Sony hears about the upcoming console war and raises the stakes.
“Black Friday” S17
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EXT. SONY CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS – DAY (BUT GREY AND SNOWY)
Dramatic Game of Thrones MUSIC plays on the mysterious and
fantasy-film shot of Sony corporate headquarters.
INT. SONY CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS – DAY (BUT GREY AND SNOWY)
Slow track left On a lavish and adorned bed the President
of Sony is fucking some random naked chick like in Game of
Thrones. There are lots of candles, and on it wall it says
‘Sony’. This is the President’s office.
RANDOM NAKED CHICK
(sex sounds)
In the background we see two white Sony employees in
business suits enter.
They stand there for a while watching the President fuck in
the foreground then-
WHITE SONY WORKER
(clear throat)
Reverse – the Sony President shoots an irritated look.
SONY PRESIDENT
Un? Isogahii yo.
WHITE SONY WORKER
Sorry to Disturb you, sir. But we
thought you should see this.
The Sony President angrily ties up his robe and walks over
to them.
SONY PRESIDENT
(grunts then, to the
woman)
Omai achi ikke!
The woman scatters from the bed and runs off frame-
SONY PRESIDENT
Tshhh, taihen ne.
He takes the flyer –
Looking at it, we see it’s the flyer Cartman has made.
‘Winter is Coming – Choose a side’.’
SONY PRESIDENT
(reading)
“Winter is coming. Choose side-o.
(to employees)
Nani Kore?
WHITE SONY WORKER
Just a small town in middle America.
But apparently, a war is escalating.
WHITE SONY WORKER 2
Sir, if this were to become a news
story and IF the first people inside
that mall all got Xboxes… It
clearly looks bad for our image.
The Sony President turns dramatically so he’s in the
foreground with his workers in the background.
SONY PRESIDENT
So desu na…
EXT. MALL – DAY (BUT GREY AND SNOWY)
The reporter is standing outside of the mall like before.
NEWS REPORTER
What’s going to be the BIG item
everyone goes for this Black Friday?
It just might be the Playstation 4!
Sony has just announced they are
offering a special Black Friday
Bundle, called the ‘Brack Friday
Bunduru’. Which will include FOUR
controllers, A map of Japan, a
hundred dollar rebate AND allow you
to automatically PREORDER for Metal
Gear Solid Five. No doubt Sony has
just raised the stakes.